Sadistic Parents

I have sadistic parents. I think it's because BOTH of them are EMT's.

(Brief Explanation: EMT= Emergency Medical Technician. They're the people that get to the scene before the Ambulance, take care of the victim as best they can, and basically get all info ready for the paramedics)

So, it's wednesday night and my parents walk in from an EMS meeting down at town office. I'm in the kitchen, minding my own business and trying to fit leftovers into our overflowing fridge when Dad walks up to me.

"Hey, Jekka, look at this!" says he.

I turn to look, thinking it's a cookie or some nifty gadget Dad found at the meeting. well, my second thought was right. It was a gadget, but a sadistic gadget. He was holding a shot. Basically, it's the needle and tube that stick out of your veins. And on top of it, Mom was holding another needle and had that thirsty glint to jab that length of silver in some poor victims vein.

Don't worry, I armed myself with a dirty frying pan and kept the fridge door between me and my parents until they put the needles down.

I didn't sleep well last night either. No joke. I was afraid they would stick me in my sleep.

the needles are still on the kitchen table, in plain view. It's quite scary. So, my advice to all of america today: Don't have BOTH parents become EMT's. that equals an increased fear of being poked by needles and many sleepless nights.

So that's all. BEWARE OF NEEDLES!!

mata, chuugokujin, yamete kudasai. honto ni watashi wa chuugokugo ga mattaku wakaranai shi yomemasen! eigo ka nihongo de comment wo kaite kudasai! arigatou gozaimasu.

Midnight Fury

Yes, I post a lot about my cat. Why? Because she's cool. She's the cat of the devil and part-dragon. You don't believe me? Check out these pictures!


Seriously, she and Toothless have a lot in common. When I last saw this movie, I noticed that Toothless kinda wiggles his bum at one point, just like a cat! I thought it was awesome. But yeah.

Randomness brought to you by Jekka G. Senoj, signing out!

Of Kitties and Pigs

So, I have Midnight sleeping on the couch next to me. She used to not do that before, either chilling on the floor or the back of the couch, but i kind of like it. She's in petting distance and it's like snuggling without really snuggling. So, yeah, I really like it.

I went and bought The Red Pyramid yesterday. I'm looking forward to reading it, but I have to finish Warbreaker first. That's a pretty good book by the way. I recommend it to all you fantasy fans.

but Mistborn is by far the awesome-est!

so, I've noticed a mistranslation I always do. in japanese the swine flu is called "buta flu" which literally translates to pig flu. So, when a conversation comes up about buta flu, I naturally say pig flu. In return, I get confused looks and "Pig flu? Don't you mean swine flu?"

Dunno, in my book Pig sounds better. But, that's me: the returned missionary from Nihon.

So. . .Mother's Day talked to Jones chourou and Webster chourou. That was pretty fun. I also begged for some goman dressing from jones chourou. I miss that stuff. I don't care for salad dressing but that is seriously the best. I'm going to hog it like I'm currently hogging The Red Pyramid. I feel kinda bad. Steph doesn't know I have it and she's itching to read it. But, when I'm done she can have it then.

So, yeah, all this random update thingies brought to you by. . .JEKKA GOATY SENOJ!!!

boop, bleep. blawp.

New awesome trialer!!

So, I lack technology skills to upload the video to be viewed from my blog but if you go to www.iwatchstuff.com and look up the latest trailer for Avatar (REAL Avatar not Blue-people--which I'm thinking of calling Ratava because it's the complete OPPOSITE from the REAL Avatar). so go watch it. It's so cool! I'm excited! July 2!!! Yay!!! Yip yip!

yeah, that's all. *poof*