Happiness is. . . .

Actually flying on a pig. Not that I've ever done it before, which is why I think I could also be 10X's more happy.

And I really do wish I had a tail. A dog's tail like Katie's (family dog) because her's is thick and strong and knocks over people and appliances when she is uber happy. I say that because smiling and skipping just doesn't quite show how happy I am.

So, I wish I had a tail so I could knock things over. Then people would see that and think "Whoa, that girl is really happy. She just knocked over the projector AND the teacher at once!" Wouldn't that be awesome?

Yeah, I could do with a pig about now. I found myself in a group about to embark on a semester-long research project in my animal behavior class. One girl gets stressed really easily and so that stresses me out when I have no reason to be stressed, and the other girl seems to want to make things more complicated than they have to be. Seriously, it's called testing a hypothesis not proving. Science is all about testing, and even if your hypothesis turns out to be right, you test it again just to make sure. And then you can repeat other people's experiments. Seriously, if you have a question you can test it!

Yes, that is a complaint speel brought to you by Jekka G. Senoj. It makes me grit my teeth. Then again, I'm seriously hoping that she's not right about all this because that would suck. *deep breaths* she's a child of God, she's a child of God.

Have you noticed that those creepy chinese character-leaving people have disappeared? yep, I filtered them out! It was the only way to get rid of them. I will not support porn on my blog or any link to it! I have my standards and I'm sticking to them! With or without super glue!

So. Moral of the story: Pig+water+tail=happiness.