Because I want to flaunt this abnormal fact around concerning my apartment. . . .
ATTENTION!!!!
A growing trend of dish rape has been sweeping Manzanita D. If you or anyone you know is exhibiting the signs of dish rape, contact your local dish rape specialist immediatly. Remember, it could be your dish that gets raped. Speak out, save a dish.
This ad was brought to you by PLAD (Please Leave Alone the Dishes).
So, yeah, that's my apartment. I love it. Brittany wrote the above ad so go leave a comment on her and Alex's blog. Now.
The story behind that shtuff is we have a sign above the sink that says "Dishes are like boyfriends. Your roommates should not be doing them." I'm sure you can see where dish raping came from?
Anywho, happy 100 postings! Er, nothing much happening. . .I'm still waiting for my stinking Elantris book! Okay, it's not stinking but the people who shipped it are! I was expecting it Wednesday at the latest and it still hasn't come! ANNOYANCE!!!
At least I have the Golden Compass, and Wheel of Time no matter how irksome it is. . . .Oh! So on Tuesday my roomies and I went to Wal-Mart. I wasn't intending on buying anything but I got this plastic green bowler hat with a shamrock on it, some easter eggs that were gold and silver (very shiney), and then a packet of TMNT easter eggs!! They make me happy! I love the turtles!
Cowabunga!
No, Winston I'm not going to do homework today. I'll do that tomorrow. You go back to your philosophical discussion with the slingshot. That's a good goat.
3 comments:
Wooohooo! Congrats on a posting milestone! Also, that signage above your sink is awesome.
Also, you have officially been tagged. (See my blog for details. :))
Ugh, why are doing dishes such a problem out there!!! Don't make me force things and take charge now!! You may have to assign dish raping days. . . lol BTW did you get new roomates and if so how are they? I've heard nothing.
Oh the horror...the horror...*falls back in a faint*
The idea of such innoncent dishes...
and beware the ides of march...though st. Patrick's day is definitely a good thing.
HEY WINSTON! THAT'S MY SLINGSHOT!
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